What if I don't know what my deck should say yet?
Then the Sprint is wrong for you. Start with the $500 Narrative Call — I'll spend 90 minutes pulling the story out of you and send back a one-page written outline. Most founders book a package the same week; a handful realise they need to talk to more customers first, which is also the right answer.
Do you guarantee we'll raise?
No — and anyone who does is either lying or dependent on you underpaying them. What I guarantee: final files in 14 days, the same 180-deck playbook applied to your story, and two rehearsals so you present it like it's yours. Whether you close the round is downstream of the deck; the deck is upstream of the meeting.
How is this different from a $2k Fiverr deck?
Fiverr sells slide layout. I sell the argument on the slide. Every project starts with a 60-minute interview and a written narrative you approve before I open Figma — because a great-looking deck with a weak story is worse than a bad-looking deck with a strong one. If you already have the story locked, hire the $2k designer; if you don't, that's the whole job.
What files do I actually get?
Native Figma, native Keynote, native PowerPoint, PDF for sending, and a Notion page documenting the design system. All editable, all yours, no rights fees, no watermarks. Full owner access transferred on delivery day.
When can we start?
I take 4 projects per quarter. Right now 2 slots are left in Q4 — the next start date is Sept 14. Deposits are first-come; if you're serious, book the call today and I'll hold your slot for 72 hours while you decide.
